This convo took place between me and my co-worker’s son (he’s four). She brought him to work for the day and he fit right in with the office gossip and whispers.

Child: My mommy is pregnant. She’s having me a brother.

Adult: Oh really?

Child: Yep, that’s why her stomach is fat.

Adult: Oh, okay (slightly uncomfortable)

Child: Yep, and daddy’s not having me a brother, but his stomach is fat too. He’s lazy …