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The Blood of Jesus

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I overheard this convo on Communion Sunday. I was at the altar next to a woman and her son PJ.

Preacher: Drink the blood that was shed for you for the remission of sins.

PJ: (looking scared) Mama, I don’t wanna drink the blood. Im scared.

Mother: Just drink it PJ, you will be fine.

PJ: (tentatively drinks it, smiles, and cries out in excitement) HAHA, ITS JUICE!

Mother: SHHHH!!!!
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I’ll Take a Coke

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This convo took place in the car between me and my four year old.

Child: Mommy I want Chick-fil-a.

Adult: Okay, what do u want?

Child: I want nuggets and a small coke.

Adult: TiTi you’re not getting a COKE!

Child: Well get me a small diet coke.

*Blank Stare*
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Come again?

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This conversation took place between me and my 4yr old daughter .

Adult: TiTi when u get out of the truck make sure u take ur jacket, homework papers and the breathing machine (her younger sister’s nebulizer inside a backpack on wheels).

Child: I’m gonna be carrying too “much” things.

Adult: and…

Child: What sense does that make?
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You Say Synonym, I Say Cinnamon

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This convo took place between me and my son.

Child: Daddy, what’s that on the screen?

Adult: It helps me scroll on the screen.

Child: No it doesn’t, it moves the screen.

Adult: Yeah, scroll and move are synonyms. Can you say synonym?

Child: It’s not synonym. Mommy uses synonym in her cookies!
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Which Santa?

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This convo took place between me and my four year old son on Christmas Eve.

Child: Mommy?

Adult: Yes.

Child: Which Santa is coming to visit? The Black one or the White one?

*Blank Stare*
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The Blood of Jesus

I’ll Take a Coke

This convo took place in the car between me and my four year old.

Child: Mommy I want Chick-fil-a.

Adult: Okay, what do u want?

Child: I want nuggets and a small coke.

Adult: TiTi you’re not getting a COKE!

Child: Well get me a small diet coke.

Come again?

This conversation took place between me and my 4yr old daughter .

Adult: TiTi when u get out of the truck make sure u take ur jacket, homework papers and the breathing machine (her younger sister’s nebulizer inside a backpack on wheels).

Child: I’m gonna be carrying too “much” things.

Adult: and…

Child: What sense does that make?

You Say Synonym, I Say Cinnamon

This convo took place between me and my son.

Child: Daddy, what’s that on the screen?

Adult: It helps me scroll on the screen.

Child: No it doesn’t, it moves the screen.

Adult: Yeah, scroll and move are synonyms. Can you say synonym?

Child: It’s not synonym. Mommy uses synonym in her cookies!

Which Santa?

This convo took place between me and my four year old son on Christmas Eve.

Child: Mommy?

Adult: Yes.

Child: Which Santa is coming to visit? The Black one or the White one?

*Blank Stare*

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