I overheard this convo on Communion Sunday. I was at the altar next to a woman and her son PJ.
Preacher: Drink the blood that was shed for you for the remission of sins.
PJ: (looking scared) Mama, I don’t wanna drink the blood. Im scared.
Mother: Just drink it PJ, you will be fine.
PJ: (tentatively drinks it, smiles, and cries out in excitement) HAHA, ITS JUICE!
Mother: SHHHH!!!!
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This conversation took place between me and my granddaughter as we were driving past a church.
Child: Grandma, who’s in that church?
Adult: Jesus is in there.
Child: Jesus and Shirley Ceasar!
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This conversation took place as I was leaving church with my three year old daughter. She was intrigued by a statue that was supposed to depict Jesus hanging from the cross.
Child: Mommy, what did Jesus do for us?
Adult: He died for our sins.
Child: Well…why he got he pants up his butt???
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This conversation took place between me and my seven year old niece. It was Sunday afternoon, after church. She had taken her 1st communion earlier that day.
Adult: So, how did you like taking your first communion?
Child: Jesus blood sure taste like Jesus blood.
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