This convo took place between my nephew and his father.
Child: Daddy, why are my lips big?
Adult: Huh?
Child: My lips are bigger than all of the other kids at school. Why are mine big?
Adult: Well, people of different ethnic backgrounds have different physical attributes.
Child: Well… why are my lips big?
Adult: You’ll have to ask God.
Child: (clearly frustrated) Awwwwww…. but God isn’t talking to me right now
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Loading ...Adult: To worship and praise God
Child: Why can’t we do that at home?
Adult: We can and we do, but it is also good to go to God’s house.
Child: You’ve been to heaven?!
*Gives Up*
1 People like this. Loading ...Child: God get out of my heart, God get out of my heart, God get out of my heart, heart, heart, heart, heeeeeaaaaaaaart!
Adult: Honey, don’t you want God IN your heart?
Child: NO! I want him to get out off my heart so I can see him!
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