A is for Eggplant, E is for Apples

This conversation took place in a grocery store. A frantic little boy ran to tell his mother about a bad word his brother said. 

Child: Aw Mommy, Blake said the “E” word!

Mother: The “E” word? (clearly perplexed)

Child: YES! He said the “E” word!

Mother: What did he say?

Child: He said he was going to kick my a**! 

 

*Blank Stare*