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“A” Cup
Child: Mommy, everyone is wearing “A” cup in school but me.
Adult: Huh, a cup?
Child: Yeah… a cup … you know, on their breast.
Adult: OH… You are just starting to grow breast. Your breast will grow and you will be able to wear a cup size soon.
Child: Can I do something to make them grow? Can you help me make them grow?
Adult: Um.
Child: If I am not an “A” cup, what am I? What letter comes before A?
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Take a Moonwalk
This convo took place between me and my 5yr old son while we were reading a fact book about outer space.
Child: What’s that?
Adult: He is called an astronaut. They go into space and get information about space for us.
Child: Cool
Adult: Yup, they even walked on the moon.
Child: Like Michael Jackson?
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What’s in a Name?
This convo took place between my husband, my self and our three year old son. We were quizzing him to see if he knew our names. Adult #1: What’s Daddy’s name?
Child: Mike.
Adult #2: And what’s Mommy’s name?
Child: Babe?
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A is for Eggplant, E is for Apples
This conversation took place in a grocery store. A frantic little boy ran to tell his mother about a bad word his brother said. Child: Aw Mommy, Blake said the “E” word!
Mother: The “E” word? (clearly perplexed)
Child: YES! He said the “E” word!
Mother: What did he say?
Child: He said he was going to kick my a**!
*Blank Stare*
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Father Abraham
The following convo took place in church.
Preacher: Abraham was a friend of God.
Child: Is he talking about Abraham Lincoln?
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