It’s Not Gonna Wipe Itself.

This conversation took place at my home after my five year old son finished using the bathroom. He was calling to me from the bathroom.

Child: Mommy, aren’t you gonna come wipe my butt?

Adult: Wipe your own butt. You’re five years old. You can wipe your own butt now.

Child: Why?

Adult: Because, it’s your butt. Who wipes your butt at school? Don’t you wipe your butt at school?

Child: I don’t boo boo at school.

Adult: Oh…