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This conversation took place as we were headed to brunch. A child walked up to a man. He was a pretty big guy, probably 6′2, 350lbs.
Child: Do you have a baby sister in there?
Adult: Huh? What are you talking about lil man? (clearly puzzled)
Child: Because that (points at his stomach) look like my mommy when she had my baby sister in there.
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This conversation took place at the dinner table as I was asking my niece what she wanted for breakfast.
Adult: Kayla, what do you want for breakfast?
Child: Bagels!
Adult: We don’t have any bagles Kayla, you can have cereal.
Child: Aw Man! My daddy’s belly ate all the bagels! Hide the cereal!!!
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