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The Great Race
This convo took place between me and my five year old son after he returned home from school. He is in kindergarten and he is constantly competing with his best friend Willy.
Child: I want a girlfriend so bad.
Adult: Why do you want a girlfriend?
Child: Because.
Adult: Well, what does a girlfriend do?
Child: They hang out and stuff…
Adult: Okay…
Child: And they’re nice to you. (pauses) I don’t want to talk about the kissing part.
Adult: Jaden, you’re too young to have a girlfriend.
Child: Well how old do I have to be to have a girlfriend?
Adult: Hmmm… thirteen.
Child: Thirteen?!
Adult: Yes.
Child: Well when am I going to be thirteen?
Adult: Eight more birthdays.
Child: Eight more birthdays???
Adult: Yes.
Child: Well what if Willy has eight more birthdays before me?
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Wii Can Make it Happen
This conversation took place a year or so ago while I was spending some time with my then 5 yr old god daughter.
Adult: What do you want for your birthday?
Child: A Wii
Adult: Ok, but you already have a lot of toys. Where are you going to put a Wii?
Child: I can have a garage sale and sell my toys…but you have to help me, I am not that good with money.
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