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This convo took place while my five year old daughter was in the bathtub.
Child: I can hear the television. Can you change the channel?
Adult: Don’t worry about TV, just wash your tail.
Child: I don’t have a tail. Boys have tails, that’s why they stand up and girls sit down.
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This conversation took place at my home after my five year old son finished using the bathroom. He was calling to me from the bathroom.
Child: Mommy, aren’t you gonna come wipe my butt?
Adult: Wipe your own butt. You’re five years old. You can wipe your own butt now.
Child: Why?
Adult: Because, it’s your butt. Who wipes your butt at school? Don’t you wipe your butt at school?
Child: I don’t boo boo at school.
Adult: Oh…
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This conversation took place in the bathroom. My grandson had just finished peeing when I walked in.
Adult: Ooh baby, Grandma wants you to drink more water.
Child: Why?
Adult: Because, Grandma can smell your pee.
Child: Can I smell yours?
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