This convo took place in my class with one of my students.
Adult: Who can tell me what a web browser is?
Child: I can!
Adult: Okay, what is it?
Child: I’m a web browser, you’re a web browser… you know, anyone who “browses” the web.
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Web Browser
This convo took place in my class with one of my students.
Adult: Who can tell me what a web browser is?
Child: I can!
Adult: Okay, what is it?
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Like Me
This convo took place when my 4yr old niece greeted my one year old son.
Child: Aww Cooper, you’re so cute - just like me!
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Booyah!
This convo took place between me and my 8yr old son. Where his mother is from, “booyah” is a bad word.
Adult: I know you think it’s funny, but I want you to stop saying the word BOOYAH.
Child: Why?
Adult: Because it upsets your mother.
Child: But why?
Adult: Because it’s a bad word.
Child: OH… okay. So… I guess I can’t say sh*t or motherf*cker either, huh dad?
*Blank Stare*
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Pretty Truck
This convo took place between an adult and a 10yr old boy.
Adult: How would you make a marriage work?Child: Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
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A Date to Die For
This convo took place between an adult and a 9yr old boy.
Adult: What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
Child: I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
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