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I Saw Mommy Kissing…
This convo took place with me and my four year old son.
Child: Mommy, why were you kissing daddy?
Adult: Because I love him.
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Greek Life
This convo took place in the backseat of my car between three kids after seeing their first Greek Step Show.
Child 1 (age 10): Man, I loved that stepshow! When I grow up I wanna be a Que Dog! They’re always barking!
Child 2 (age 8): I wanna be an Alpha! They did good and they won!
Child 3 (age 5): When I grow up, I wanna be a kangaroo!
Adult: What? What are you talking about?
Child 3: Well, he said he wanted to be a DOG, and he said he wanted to be an APE, so I wanted to be a KANGAROO!
*Blank Stare*
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Bottom’s UP!
This convo took place while my son was in the bathroom. I was in another room.
Child: Mommy!!!
Adult: Yes?
Child: Come here!!!
Adult: What is it?
Child: Come heeeeeere!!!!!!
Adult: (As I opened the bathroom door) What is it?
Child: MY BUTT WON’T STOP THROWING UP!
*Blank Stare*
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How Much Do You Love Me?
Adult: I love you sooooo much!
Child: I love you soooo much mommy!!
Adult: How much do you love mommy?
Child: Twenty dollarrrrrs!
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Crossed Eyes
This convo took place between me and my six year old son.
Adult: Stop crossing your eyes like that.
Child: Why?
Adult: Because, they’re going to get stuck that way.
Child: Well… will I still be able to see?
Adult: Yes, but your eyes will be crossed!
Child: I can live with that.
*Blank Stare*
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