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The Forest is With You!
This conversation took place between my kids while they were playing “Star Wars” in the yard.
Child #1: The Stormtroopers are coming, hide!
Child #2: I see Darth Vader, he’s in the forest!
Child #1: That’s why he said ‘Use the Forest, Luke.’
Child #2: Not forest, FORCE. Use the force.
Child #1: Look out, he’s using the forest!
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Apartments Don’t Count
This conversation took place when my godson came to visit our new apartment.
Child: Where’s your house?
Adult: This is our house.
Child: No, your real house.
Adult: This is our real house.
Child: Where’s the rest of it?!
*Blank Stare*
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Breathing Not Required!
This conversation took place as I was assisting my five year old daughter with a project for school.
Child: Mom, please hold these these bird feathers.
Adult: Okay, anything else?
Child: DON’T breathe!
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A Young Politician
Adult: Why is Jamie crying?
Child #1: Ben was playing rough with Jamie.
Adult: Ben, were you playing too rough with Jamie?
Child #2: Well, I didn’t see me do it…
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First Communion
This conversation took place between me and my seven year old niece. It was Sunday afternoon, after church. She had taken her 1st communion earlier that day.
Adult: So, how did you like taking your first communion?
Child: Jesus blood sure taste like Jesus blood.
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