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This convo took place between me and my nephew after my 6-month old son started babbling away with baby talk.
Child: Auntie, he thinks I’m his Daddy!
Adult: No Ty, he’s just learning how to talk, he doesn’t know what “Da Da” means.
Child: Yes, he does… (turns to baby) Daddy loves you.
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This convo took place while my five year old daughter was in the bathtub.
Child: I can hear the television. Can you change the channel?
Adult: Don’t worry about TV, just wash your tail.
Child: I don’t have a tail. Boys have tails, that’s why they stand up and girls sit down.
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This conversation took place between me and my son, Harry who is 3 years old.
Child: Mom, guess what? We are brown.
Adult: Yes, son, we are brown.
Child: Some people are white too.
Adult: Yes, some people are white.
Child: Dad is black.
Adult: Dad is brown just like us, we are African Americans.
Child: Mom, Dad is black, you’ve seen him!
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Adult #1: This is my niece Shayla. Shayla, this is Auntie’s friend, Chuck.
Adult #2: Hi Shayla.
Child: Hi…you look like Auntie’s other boyfriend, Blake.
*Blank Stare*
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This convo took place on the 4th of July during the fireworks show.
Child (crying): Why are they doing that?
Adult: Doing what?
Child: Why do they keep trying to kill God?
Adult: What do you mean?
Child: God is in heaven and they keep shooting the firecrakers right at God!
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