Kid Convos | Kid Conversations | Innocently Entertaining Kid Conversations! http://www.kidconvos.com Innocently Entertaining Kid Conversations! Tue, 22 Jun 2010 01:18:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 en hourly 1 What Do Moms and Wrestlers Have in Common? http://www.kidconvos.com/what-do-moms-and-wrestlers-have-in-common/532 http://www.kidconvos.com/what-do-moms-and-wrestlers-have-in-common/532#comments Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:39:24 +0000 admin http://www.kidconvos.com/?p=532 This convo took place between me and my four year old nephew as he was playing with an action figure.


Adult: What do you have there?

Child: This is Ray Mysterio.  He’s a wrestler.

Adult: Oh really?

Child: Yup!

Adult: Interesting, but tell me something… where are the rest of his clothes?

Child: Whaddaya mean?

Adult: Where is his shirt? Where are his pants? Where are his socks and shoes?

Child: Oh yeah, he needs to put some clothes on. But guess what… (pointing to wrestler’s briefs) my mommy wears these too!

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Child 1: Tyrin, Jessica is hot.

Child 2: Ha!

Adult: Hot? What makes her hot?

Child 1: She’s funny and she has long eye lashes.

Adult: Okay, and Tyrin, what kind of girls do you like?

Child 2: What kind of men do you like???

Adult: I like your daddy.

Child 2: Ewwww you like bald heads?

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Preacher: Anyone been tried?

Congregation: Yeah!

Preacher: Anyone been tested this week?

Child: (raising his hand) Me!!!!! A spelling test.

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Child: Daddy, why are my lips big?

Adult: Huh?

Child: My lips are bigger than all of the other kids at school. Why are mine big?

Adult: Well, people of different ethnic backgrounds have different physical attributes.

Child: Well… why are my lips big?

Adult: You’ll have to ask God.

Child: (clearly frustrated) Awwwwww…. but God isn’t talking to me right now

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Child: Mommy can you get me a brother or sister?

Adult: Where do I get that from?

Child: From Walmart …


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