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This convo took place while my son was in the bathroom. I was in another room.
Child: Mommy!!!
Adult: Yes?
Child: Come here!!!
Adult: What is it?
Child: Come heeeeeere!!!!!!
Adult: (As I opened the bathroom door) What is it?
Child: MY BUTT WON’T STOP THROWING UP!
*Blank Stare*
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Adult: I love you sooooo much!
Child: I love you soooo much mommy!!
Adult: How much do you love mommy?
Child: Twenty dollarrrrrs!
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This convo took place between me and my six year old son.
Adult: Stop crossing your eyes like that.
Child: Why?
Adult: Because, they’re going to get stuck that way.
Child: Well… will I still be able to see?
Adult: Yes, but your eyes will be crossed!
Child: I can live with that.
*Blank Stare*
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This convo took place between me and my son.
Child: Daddy, what’s that on the screen?
Adult: It helps me scroll on the screen.
Child: No it doesn’t, it moves the screen.
Adult: Yeah, scroll and move are synonyms. Can you say synonym?
Child: It’s not synonym. Mommy uses synonym in her cookies!
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