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Like Me
This convo took place when my 4yr old niece greeted my one year old son.
Child: Aww Cooper, you’re so cute - just like me!
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Booyah!
This convo took place between me and my 8yr old son. Where his mother is from, “booyah” is a bad word.
Adult: I know you think it’s funny, but I want you to stop saying the word BOOYAH.
Child: Why?
Adult: Because it upsets your mother.
Child: But why?
Adult: Because it’s a bad word.
Child: OH… okay. So… I guess I can’t say sh*t or motherf*cker either, huh dad?
*Blank Stare*
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Pretty Truck
This convo took place between an adult and a 10yr old boy.
Adult: How would you make a marriage work?Child: Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
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A Date to Die For
This convo took place between an adult and a 9yr old boy.
Adult: What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
Child: I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
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The Tooth Fairy Market In a Recession
This convo took place between me and my six year old grandson after discovering what the tooth fairy left him. His tooth fell out during his weekend stay with us.
Child: Aw man…
Adult: What’s wrong?
Child: The tooth fairy only left me TWO dollars!?!
Adult: What’s wrong with two dollars?
Child: When the tooth fairy comes when I’m home she leaves me FIVE dollars.
Adult: Well… at least the tooth fairy left you something, right?
Child: No…I want my tooth back. The tooth fairy over here is cheap.
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