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A is for Eggplant, E is for Apples
This conversation took place in a grocery store. A frantic little boy ran to tell his mother about a bad word his brother said. Child: Aw Mommy, Blake said the “E” word!
Mother: The “E” word? (clearly perplexed)
Child: YES! He said the “E” word!
Mother: What did he say?
Child: He said he was going to kick my a**!
*Blank Stare*
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Father Abraham
The following convo took place in church.
Preacher: Abraham was a friend of God.
Child: Is he talking about Abraham Lincoln?
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Excuse Me?
Adult: You know Moses, right?
Child: Yes, the one who farted in the water.
Adult: You mean the one who PARTED the water (shaking my head).
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Embarrassingly Honest
The following convo took place in Target. I witnessed a nice lady wearing heavy make up, who decided to strike up a conversation with the cutest little girl in the store. She was cute, innocent and unfortunately, honest.
Adult: Hi little girl, you’re so cute!Child: Thank you.
Adult: What’s your name?
Child: My name is Amanda.
Adult: Amanda, that’s such a nice name.
Child: Thank you. Is your name clown?
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