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Thirsty Any?
This conversation took place between me and my nephew a little after it started raining
Child: Auntie, it’s raining because God knew the grass was thirsty.
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Pee You!
This conversation took place in the bathroom. My grandson had just finished peeing when I walked in.
Adult: Ooh baby, Grandma wants you to drink more water.
Child: Why?
Adult: Because, Grandma can smell your pee.
Child: Can I smell yours?
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What’s for Breakfast?
This conversation took place at the dinner table as I was asking my niece what she wanted for breakfast.
Adult: Kayla, what do you want for breakfast?
Child: Bagels!
Adult: We don’t have any bagles Kayla, you can have cereal.
Child: Aw Man! My daddy’s belly ate all the bagels! Hide the cereal!!!
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Fluent in Russian
Fluent in Russian Child: Auntie, why does some people speak spanish and some not?
Adult: Because, the world is made up of different people, who have different backgrounds. Some people speak Spanish, some English, some Russian.
Child: I know what Russian is
Adult: What?
Child: When you are in a hurry to do something.
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