Adult: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Child: I want to be like you.
Adult: Like me? Why?
Child: Because, I want to stay at home.
Adult: So you want to be a stay at home mom?
Child: Not a mom, just a stay at home.
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Adult: I’m crying because I’m happy.
Child: You’re crying because you’re happy?
Adult: Yes.
Child: Did I make you happy?
Adult: No.
Child: Okay, good, because I don’t like it when you’re happy anymore.
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Adult: Not today.
Child: Why not?
Adult: Because, our house is dirty.
Child: Dirty?! Your house is dirty?!
Adult: YES.
Child: Did my baby cousin poop in it?
3 People like this. Loading ...Child: Mommy, Dana wasn’t acting like she was my girlfriend today.
Adult: What? (totally caught off guard and confused)
Child: She wasn’t acting like she was my girlfriend today. She was acting like she was Timmy’s girlfriend.
Adult: How was she acting like she was Timmy’s girlfriend?
Child: She was sitting on his lap.
Adult: (appalled) Sitting on his lap?! Has she ever acted like she was your girlfriend???
Child: No, not yet.
Adult: Good, mommy doesn’t want her to be your girlfriend. Let’s keep it that way.
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