This convo took place between my nephew and his father.
Child: Daddy, why are my lips big?
Adult: Huh?
Child: My lips are bigger than all of the other kids at school. Why are mine big?
Adult: Well, people of different ethnic backgrounds have different physical attributes.
Child: Well… why are my lips big?
Adult: You’ll have to ask God.
Child: (clearly frustrated) Awwwwww…. but God isn’t talking to me right now
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This convo took place on the 4th of July during the fireworks show.
Child (crying): Why are they doing that?
Adult: Doing what?
Child: Why do they keep trying to kill God?
Adult: What do you mean?
Child: God is in heaven and they keep shooting the firecrakers right at God!
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This conversation took place as I was leaving church with my three year old daughter. She was intrigued by a statue that was supposed to depict Jesus hanging from the cross.
Child: Mommy, what did Jesus do for us?
Adult: He died for our sins.
Child: Well…why he got he pants up his butt???
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