This convo took place between my nieces. They’re 13 and 6.
Child #1: I’m the boss of you.
Child #2: I’m the mayor of you.
Child #1: I’m the president of you.
(the conversation went silent…)
Child #2: I’m the GOD of you!!!
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Who’s Your Daddy?
This convo took place between me and my nephew after my 6-month old son started babbling away with baby talk.
Child: Auntie, he thinks I’m his Daddy!
Adult: No Ty, he’s just learning how to talk, he doesn’t know what “Da Da” means.
Child: Yes, he does… (turns to baby) Daddy loves you.
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Tells, Tail, Tale
This convo took place while my five year old daughter was in the bathtub.
Child: I can hear the television. Can you change the channel?
Adult: Don’t worry about TV, just wash your tail.
Child: I don’t have a tail. Boys have tails, that’s why they stand up and girls sit down.
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George Columbus
Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
Child: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered North America?
Class: George!
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Breathing Not Required!
This conversation took place as I was assisting my five year old daughter with a project for school.
Child: Mom, please hold these these bird feathers.
Adult: Okay, anything else?
Child: DON’T breathe!
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