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Piercing Question
This convo took place between my 5 year old son and a young lady (mid twenties) that he befriended. Child: Umm…. I have a question.
Adult: Okay (smiling)
Child: Does your mommy know you have an earring in your belly button?!
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The Tale of the Belly Bump
This convo took place between me and my co-worker’s son (he’s four). She brought him to work for the day and he fit right in with the office gossip and whispers.
Child: My mommy is pregnant. She’s having me a brother.
Adult: Oh really?
Child: Yep, that’s why her stomach is fat.
Adult: Oh, okay (slightly uncomfortable)
Child: Yep, and daddy’s not having me a brother, but his stomach is fat too. He’s lazy …
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Say It Loud!
This conversation took place at a bowling alley when I was a child, when my baby sister walked up to a Black lady while she was bowling to ask a burning question. Thankfully, the lady was really nice about it.
Child: Hey, are you black ALL OVER?
Adult: I sure am. (lifted up her shirt to show her stomach)
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Real African Americans?
This conversation took place while me and my son were watching “The Scorpion King.” My son has a very light complexion with hazel eyes and blonde hair. We are the same complexion and his father is dark complected.
Child: Mommy, is “The Rock” African American?
Adult: Yes.
Child: Really?! (in pure disbelief)
Adult: Yes.
Child: Am I African American?
Adult: Yes, baby, you’re African American.
Child: Are you African American?
Adult: Yes.
Child: Is Grandma African American?
Adult: Yes.
Child: Is Daddy African American?
Adult: Yes.
Child: He’s REAL REAL African American!
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Is There Room in Your Room?
This conversation took place between my son and my co-worker. We were dropping my co-worker off at her home. She is slightly overweight and lives in a small rambler.
Child: Ms. Vicki, where’s your room.
Adult: The one with the red curtains.
Child: Hmm, how do you fit in there?
*Blank Stare*
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