This convo took place when my six year old son decided to respond to the Pastor as he was preaching in church.
Preacher: Anyone been tried?
Congregation: Yeah!
Preacher: Anyone been tested this week?
Child: (raising his hand) Me!!!!! A spelling test.
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I overheard this convo on Communion Sunday. I was at the altar next to a woman and her son PJ.
Preacher: Drink the blood that was shed for you for the remission of sins.
PJ: (looking scared) Mama, I don’t wanna drink the blood. Im scared.
Mother: Just drink it PJ, you will be fine.
PJ: (tentatively drinks it, smiles, and cries out in excitement) HAHA, ITS JUICE!
Mother: SHHHH!!!!
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Child: Why do we go to church?
Adult: To worship and praise God
Child: Why can’t we do that at home?
Adult: We can and we do, but it is also good to go to God’s house.
Child: You’ve been to heaven?!
*Gives Up*
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This conversation took place between me and my granddaughter as we were driving past a church.
Child: Grandma, who’s in that church?
Adult: Jesus is in there.
Child: Jesus and Shirley Ceasar!
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This conversation took place as I was leaving church with my three year old daughter. She was intrigued by a statue that was supposed to depict Jesus hanging from the cross.
Child: Mommy, what did Jesus do for us?
Adult: He died for our sins.
Child: Well…why he got he pants up his butt???
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