This convo took place in the car between by seven year old son and his five year old brother.
Child 1: Tyrin, Jessica is hot.
Child 2: Ha!
Adult: Hot? What makes her hot?
Child 1: She’s funny and she has long eye lashes.
Adult: Okay, and Tyrin, what kind of girls do you like?
Child 2: What kind of men do you like???
Adult: I like your daddy.
Child 2: Ewwww you like bald heads?
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1 People like this. Loading ...Child 1 (age 10): Man, I loved that stepshow! When I grow up I wanna be a Que Dog! They’re always barking!
Child 2 (age 8): I wanna be an Alpha! They did good and they won!
Child 3 (age 5): When I grow up, I wanna be a kangaroo!
Adult: What? What are you talking about?
Child 3: Well, he said he wanted to be a DOG, and he said he wanted to be an APE, so I wanted to be a KANGAROO!
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1 People like this. Loading ...Child: Mommy, I’m a big boy, huh?
Adult: Yes sir, you’re a big boy.
Child: I know! I’m bigger than my baby sister. Tuttie is bigger than me. Kim is bigger than you. Nanny is bigger than Kim… (paused for 5 seconds) … never mind, NOBODY is bigger than Nanny!
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