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I Feel Sorry…
This convo took place while me and my 6yr old son were watching “Why Did I Get Married?” It was the scene where Janet Jackson and Malik Yoba were crying about their son.
Child: Mommy, why are they crying?
Adult: Because, their son died.
Child: He died in a car accident?
Adult: Yes.
Child: Aw… I feel sorry for them.
Adult: I feel sorry for them too baby.
Child: I feel sorry for my friend Oyuki too, because he has black gums.
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Married with Children?
I overheard this convo on the metro between and mother and her son. He appeared to be 8 or 9 years old.
Adult: How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
Child: You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
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Face It
Child: I have twin cousins that are almost the same age as me.
Adult: Really?
Child: Yep.
Adult: Are they identical?
Child: Yep.
Adult: Well, can you tell them apart?
Child: Yep. One has a chubby face and one has a not so chubby face.
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SAHM
This convo took place between me and my five year old daughter.
Adult: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Child: I want to be like you.
Adult: Like me? Why?
Child: Because, I want to stay at home.
Adult: So you want to be a stay at home mom?
Child: Not a mom, just a stay at home.
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Dirty Diapers = Dirty House?
This convo took place between me and my three year old nephew.
Child: Can I come over your house?
Adult: Not today.
Child: Why not?
Adult: Because, our house is dirty.
Child: Dirty?! Your house is dirty?!
Adult: YES.
Child: Did my baby cousin poop in it?
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