This convo took place between me and my seven year old son while watching the Michael Jackson marathon on BET.
Child: Ma, I counted… Michael Jackson was only black in three of the videos.
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This convo took place between me and my 15 month old son. He can count to ten so we were working on teaching him his ABCs.
Child: Mommy?
Adult: Yes?
Child: A!
Adult: Yay!
Child: B!
Adult: Yay!
Child: C!
Adult: Yay!!!
Child: *long pause* Ten!!!!!
*Blank Stare*
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This convo took place with me and my four year old son.
Child: Mommy, why were you kissing daddy?
Adult: Because I love him.
Child: That’s freakin’ gross.
*Blank Stare*
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This convo took place in the backseat of my car between three kids after seeing their first Greek Step Show.
Child 1 (age 10): Man, I loved that stepshow! When I grow up I wanna be a Que Dog! They’re always barking!
Child 2 (age 8): I wanna be an Alpha! They did good and they won!
Child 3 (age 5): When I grow up, I wanna be a kangaroo!
Adult: What? What are you talking about?
Child 3: Well, he said he wanted to be a DOG, and he said he wanted to be an APE, so I wanted to be a KANGAROO!
*Blank Stare*
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