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This convo took place between me and my four year old nephew as he was playing with an action figure.
Adult: What do you have there?
Child: This is Ray Mysterio. He’s a wrestler.
Adult: Oh really?
Child: Yup!
Adult: Interesting, but tell me something… where are the rest of his clothes?
Child: Whaddaya mean?
Adult: Where is his shirt? Where are his pants? Where are his socks and shoes?
Child: Oh yeah, he needs to put some clothes on. But guess what… (pointing to wrestler’s briefs) my mommy wears these too!
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This convo took place in the car between by seven year old son and his five year old brother.
Child 1: Tyrin, Jessica is hot.
Child 2: Ha!
Adult: Hot? What makes her hot?
Child 1: She’s funny and she has long eye lashes.
Adult: Okay, and Tyrin, what kind of girls do you like?
Child 2: What kind of men do you like???
Adult: I like your daddy.
Child 2: Ewwww you like bald heads?
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This convo took place when my six year old son decided to respond to the Pastor as he was preaching in church.
Preacher: Anyone been tried?
Congregation: Yeah!
Preacher: Anyone been tested this week?
Child: (raising his hand) Me!!!!! A spelling test.
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This convo took place between my nephew and his father.
Child: Daddy, why are my lips big?
Adult: Huh?
Child: My lips are bigger than all of the other kids at school. Why are mine big?
Adult: Well, people of different ethnic backgrounds have different physical attributes.
Child: Well… why are my lips big?
Adult: You’ll have to ask God.
Child: (clearly frustrated) Awwwwww…. but God isn’t talking to me right now
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This convo took place between me and my three year old son.
Child: Mommy can you get me a brother or sister?
Adult: Where do I get that from?
Child: From Walmart …
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